That was great, Jordan! I’m so proud of you! You make me feel…wait, sorry…

No, really, I think that you are right to remind us, and I do thank you.

I’ve had clients,(back in the day 🙄), who would ask me why I liked them so much. They would actually say, “Why do you like me? Is it just because of the money?” Obviously I couldn’t say, “Because you pay me”. They might just as well have been holding up a sign that read, “Please lie to me?”

When asked that question by a less than desirable old fart, “distinguished”, “powerful aura”, “commanding”, “inspiring”, “you make me feel safe”, “the overwhelming comfort of being in your powerful arms”.

Apparently, they weren’t getting any praise at home. They paid me for it.

Wow. That’s sad.

Ladies?

Am I bad, Jordan? “The last thing I’d ever want to do is disappoint *you*!”

I was just kidding 😁😉.

No, really, am I a manipulative vixen? Honestly, I don’t do that anymore…

Girls! Complement your man, and each other!

😍😘😇🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

Really! Would I lie to you?