Once, when I was still playing a man, in real life, well, let me set this up for you…

My wife and I, and our small daughter, were living in a house in on-base housing, at China Lake Naval Weapons Center.

Every morning, there was a whirlwind of activity in and around the bathroom. We were, all three, naked, the shower running, people going in and out of it, attending to our various ablutions.

I was standing in front of the sink, shaving, when my wife simultaneously slapped my leg and made gasping, choking noises.

Yep. You guessed it 😂.

She said that she was leaning over, drying her lower legs, her mouth, unconsciously hanging open a bit, when, completely unconsciously, I had farted.

She said that she actually felt the wind of it, in her mouth!

I suppose that it could have ended badly for some couples. Lucky for us, neither of us were at all touchy about body-parts, or functions.

We *both* rolled in the floor, laughing! 😍😘😇