I like the way that Colbert put it, last night.

“When someone tells me that you shit in their kitchen sink, I’m most likely going to think that they are not telling me the truth.

When twenty-two people tell me, with complete, detailed accounts, about how you shitted in their kitchen sinks, I’m gonna have to think that you are a kitchen-sink-shitter.

My, personal, addition; If I still continue to doubt that he is a kitchen-sink-shitter, I am a fucking idiot, (or just another fascist).