I knew that it was a bad idea to scroll through these responses, because, now I feel compelled to repeat Colbert’s take on the matter,”When someone tells me that you shit in their kitchen sink, I’m very inclined to not believe it. When twenty-two, individual, people tell me, in great detail, about how you shitted in their kitchen sink, I have no choice but to believe that you are, indeed, a serial kitchen sink shitter.

In order to *still* defend you, I’d have to be a complete idiot, or simply a fascist sympathizer supporting my “feurer”, at all cost.