Great piece!

I was drunk for 45 years. Sober now, for 311 days.

When asked if I’d like a drink, I say, “No thanks. I’m allergic”.

If they ask, “What happens when you drink?”, I say, “I break out”.

They say, “A rash?”

My reply, “No, handcuffs”.

😍😘😇🤣🤣🤣